AND’ typical of ’ great Dane sitting on the legs of the owner

You know you have a great Dane when…

• Il suono di un ruscello d’acqua corrente ti fa saltare in piedi e gridare “OUTSIDE!”;
• You say your dog to sit and he does not do this until they find a Chair or two legs on which lean;
• Bring the dog walking and everyone knows his name but you have no idea who these people might be;
• Keep a conversation face to face with your dog
• Your dog may hide an entire tennis ball in his mouth and innocently look as if to say "what? I'm not eating anything!” ;
• Keep a towel in every room of your House;
• After you have driven your husband snoring in your bedroom you still wake up;
• Your two dogs decided to play in the home and end to pull down the ceiling for the second time;
• You will when you brush your teeth because your dog wants to do a SIP;
• Show a photo of your dog and your children together and the first thing that shows is your dog;
• When you stop at a traffic light all secure because your machine shakes back and forth and your dog is washing the window;
• When you're passing the vacuum cleaner in your machine, you realize that most of the hairs found on the ceiling;
• Avoid you come behind the dogs at the door when you leave so you slavano makeup;
• You learned to smile when you ask "puts the riding that horse?”;
• The monthly Budget for dogs exceeds the amount of the mortgage;
• You had to teach your dog not to lick the dishes in the sink;
• The cake that put atop the refrigerator is no more;
• When you get back home and the dog has his nose dirty sugar;
• The people who come to you asking to be waiting for you out of the gate;
• You bought a huge plasma TV and still can't watch TV because it always puts in front of;
• When light the fireplace there is place for you in front of the fire.

Coexistence with a great Dane

AND’ sociable with guests to become invasive…

Believes he can do the same things that make smaller animals

Combines the strangest pies etc.

It's always friendly and sociable with everyone ...

He seizes the house taking for himself all the conveniences ...

Has a morbid physical attachment to owner